Top 5 Worst Engines: Subaru, Cadillac, BMW, Volkswagen, Hyundai/Kia

In this absolutely scathing video from the folks at Ideal Media, they take aim at some of the most abysmal engines ever to grace the automotive world. And let me tell you, they don't hold back. Brace yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, because this is going to be a rough ride.

First up, they unleash their fury on the Subaru EJ series engines. Now, not all Subarus are bad, they make that clear, but these particular engines, the EJ255 and EJ257, are an absolute nightmare. Head gasket failures, ringland failures, oil consumption, turbocharger problems - you name it, these engines have it all. It's no wonder tow truck drivers have a field day with these Subarus.

But Subaru isn't the only one in the firing line. Oh no, the Cadillac Northstar engine is next on the chopping block. This engine, my friends, is a tangled mess of head bolts staging a mutiny and a penchant for overheating. And let's not forget the joy of trying to swap a basic starter, which is conveniently hidden under the intake manifold. It's a disaster waiting to happen, and GM knew it.

Now, let's talk about BMW. Ah, BMW, the ultimate driving machine, or so they say. But when it comes to their original N63 engine, it's more like the ultimate headache machine. This engine loves to leak coolant and oil, has a valve train as limp as overcooked spaghetti, and is prone to oil starvation. Fixing it? Well, you better be ready to empty your wallet and have some expensive special tools handy.

But the Germans aren't the only ones with engine troubles. The Volkswagen 2.0L TSI engine, found in various VW and Audi models, is a ticking time bomb. Water pumps, timing chains, ignition coils, turbochargers - you name it, this engine loves to destroy it. It's like a never-ending drama that you didn't sign up for.

And let's not forget about Hyundai and Kia. While they have come a long way in recent years, their Theta series engines are still total heaps. Engine knocking, oil consumption, complete engine failure - it's like playing a game of automotive roulette every time you turn the key.

These are just a few of the engines that the Ideal Media team takes aim at in this scathing video. From Chrysler's infamous sludge factory to Ford's disastrous V6 engines, they leave no stone unturned. So buckle up, my friends, because this is one wild ride you won't want to miss.

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